You just beat me to this joke. I see we both look for the low hanging fruit when we go grocery shopping.

Goodell: [shakes Tunsil’s hand] Pretty exciting night for you so far, huh?

“Sometimes They Don’t: A Browns Tale”

Alternate angle:

No.

It’s a clever strategy. More bauer to him.

“Meh” - Phineas Gage

Now that trade makes even less sense...

“I tried that and got a 4-month ban.” - Luis Suarez

Glad to see you back on your feet after Mulaney got canceled.

Samer: Well, that about settles it! Anything you want to add before we leave, Harry?
Harry: When’s my dad coming back?
Samer: Look man, we’ve been over this. A.J. doesn’t work here anymore.

But I already read the NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo

Boo this man!

Jesus Christ, junior high school half-marathon truthers are the WORST.

marathon truthers

dangerous territory

And yet there is no problem with discussing the quote “The pen is mightier than the sword”?!

I’m not ruling out that it could be both still.

What’s cool is the city of Cleveland has been following this advice for quite a while, with intervals called “decades”.

Cleveland could always use a middling quarterback to turn into a bad quarterback.