B-. Not enough Comic Sans.

RGIII didn’t have the autonomy to do that. He did what he was told to do by the Shanahans and Gruden.

Cousins was never asked to hold the ball as long as RGIII because he isn’t a running threat. They never ran the same offense, so you’re just comparing apples to oranges here.

+1 sack-shame

“Didn’t wanna get sacked? Shouldn’t have been holding the ball and dressed like that with that sexy little green sticker on your helmet..”

“Oh him? Yeah, he knew exactly what he was getting himself into when he stepped behind that center. It was game on and I was gonna sack him all night; with or without…

Back when they had that line, Colt McCoy and Cousins got sacked a lot too.

That’s a good argument for not publicly blaming your line when you get sacked — which, by the way, RG3 never did, that I recall.

But apologizing for getting sacked so much is something I don’t recall any QB ever doing. Odd that anyone would critize RG3 for that now.

Fun fact: As soon as Fulham removed the Michael Jackson from Craven Cottage they got relegated. The curse is real. Don’t fuck with the King of Pop.

The age of consent in Britain is 16? Maybe I’m biased as an American, but that doesn’t seem right.

KIT SYMONS: We’re going to try to catfish the players.

tl;dr the tactical equivalent of PL Managers saying “How to beat Leicester? Let’s start by chatting shit and see how that goes...”

God Adams to Wilson is like a sea of “literal who?”s with Lincoln in there to act as your only guiding light in the dark

My main concern is this still doesn’t get the country away from extremist politics- quite the opposite. I imagine in 4 years, regardless of what happens, that the lesson here for Republicans is they need to be just like Trump, or even more so, in order to win the nomination. This doesn’t look like its heading to…

We’re not a 50+1 society. We’re a plurality society. So philosophically the will of the electorate doesn’t have to be “more than 50%”.

Presidents elected who did not get 50% of the popular vote: JQ Adams, James K Polk, Zachary Taylor, James Buchanan, Abraham Lincoln, Rutherford B. Hayes, James A. Garfield, Grover…

Nothing says self aware like being under the impression that internet comments are useful.

They only want guys that played on professional teams.

Wow. That’s not cynicism; that is some straight up bullshit.

You’re not cynical; you’re just naive.

Don’t try to put a positive spin on your dickbaggery with that “wise cynic” bullshit that sooooooooo many assholes hide behind.

Having, by her account, successfully strong-armed a crime victim into doing something she didn’t want to do in the service of reassuring people that she actually was a victim, ESPN eventually allowed her to go back to work.

goddamn.