And this is why Michael Jackson couldn’t win a race: unlike Bolt, he preferred to come in a little behind.

Oh look who’s there...the clown.

...so you’re an optimist?

“Does this car have All Wheel Drive?”

If that’s the case, then towards the end of the night:

From the lede image I thought this was going to be an article about RG3 trying out for a spot in MLB

Better/worse than Jordan in the MLB?

There's an ad between EVERY COMMENT on mobile. Get it the fuck together.

I love the clarifier there. “Did CC “Giant Fatass Pig” (due to his size) Sabbathia retire?”

Ok- well do you have any voter fraud evidence to back this up where you can show that illegal aliens or non-US citizens are influence elections?

Well fuck me you can replace a few pronouns and it reads like an interview with my ex-girlfriends.

I wonder what other boxers think of this? I mean maybe someone could send this article to Mayweather to see if he has any comment oh wait nevermind.

Well, the poops in the water means it won’t be COMPLETELY smooth sailing, you know?

“Promptly Sacked: A David Moyes Story”

The good news is that unlike the ATMs, tea, snack bars, etc. the condom dispenser will never be empty.

“Tony,

Ken Rosenthal is reporting on the Olympics??

YEAH BUT MY INTERNET POINTS I MEAN GOD-DAMN

Nice- but you can vote as much as you want! Keep up the posting!

More like Neck Martin am I right, ladies and gentlemen?