Kid plays defense like a door stopper.

I’ll just go ahead and assume we don’t want to see your google search history.

I’ll +1 it, but I believe the psych ward is called whenever someone professes to loving it in Cleveland.

Let’s see...

“Block From Every Conceivable Angle” is the title of my upcoming dating advice book.

I figured the majority of the commentariat would run for that joke.

So what? For one night I was my ex-girlfriend’s best hook-up, but I don’t see any Deadspin posts about that.

Please keep us posted on that- will be fascinating.

So the prevailing idea is that the benefit mostly appears as a ripple effect. Money goes into the community, gets spent elsewhere within the community, rising tides, etc.

“Surely you jest!...oh wait I just saw where this is taking place- never mind.”

The USMNT, even from the 2010 World Cup, has such a weird issue with conceding goals early. I don’t know what it is, but even between regimes its a persistent problem. There’s always a chance they’re going to give one up in the first 10 minutes, and is never that much of a surprise.

Lebron the type to wait until the whole team rushes b and he goes long a... Wait no e-sports? ESPN YOU LIED TO ME

I mean that’s the beauty of it. Your interpretation says more about you than it does me, and in that way I’m a spiritual guide. You’re welcome.

I imagine most Pittsburgh wedding nights end in a similar fashion.

Is it legal for me to be ungreyed on Deadspin but not its subsites?

Look- if Cleveland wins the next 3 years in a row, giving them a fourpeat I think we’re going to have much bigger problems on our hands. I don’t know about you, but I’d be spending my last few days getting right with God.

Are we at the precipice where calling opinions “hot takes” is the new “hot take”? If not, surely we’re close?

Being “full of goo-e ones” is exactly how my health science teacher described it.

I’m really glad that Sam censored his tweet or else this could have been a disaster.

“Other. Worldly. This is a display of pure brilliance that would make Aristotle blush. He truly is at the top of his-OH MY GOODNESS OH DEARY ME! HE’S BEEN SPUN FROM THE CHAIR!”