“I bet those pigs are raised for pork/ham/bacon, and the bones and hides are used for gelatin.” <—- which is all good, as long as they are not treated cruelly whilst alive and killed quickly & ‘well’ 

good to see guy in one piece

I concur, it really IS good to see the guy in one piece. Anyone know any home-made recipes for slash wounds? Maybe something combined with a tiny amount of bleach?

Holy shit Amber Tamblyn is married to David Cross.

Five other guys named Herb is still a pretty good name for a band today.

Now I really wish there was a band named Herb Alpert and five other guys named Herb :/

Conversion companies hate him! See why!!!

As the CEO of the Galaxy I give you a Star of your own. Enjoy.

In before the “Why don’t they just raise the bridge a few feet, or dig the road a little deeper?” comments. Oh wow, thanks, your casual shower musings have come to a conclusion that no one with a degree in this field, that does this for a living, has thought of! Gee, you should apply to be CEO of Earth!

Neutral: Would You Buy A New Harley If You Had The Money?

Taxes being raised on income below $418K is not giving up everything you worked so hard (debatable) for.

And then say you’re sorry!

comment + username = lol

They should try jangling their keys in front of him.

R A C E R B O Y E

I’m going to let you in another rule. Don’t mess with people’s kids. You think you would get mad if someone messed with your car? I would literally kill a man for fucking with my kid. I mean murder. The man would be dead.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

Bad mamba-jambas for manbun hipsters are in short supply.

so were automobiles when they first came around but that didn’t stop people from piling into them for 90 years before we decided that airbags were necessary...

How long before “demons from Hell are bad” becomes a controversial stance?