If Hamilton is so interested in helping the working stiff, how come tickets to his Broadway show are going for like $1,000?

I’m never gonna drive again
Guilty speeding’s got no rhythm
Though it’s easy to pretend
The cops, they ain’t no fools

Shoulda’ known better than to race a Benz
And waste the rental cars I’m given
So I’m never gonna drive again
Because I am a too-oooool....

Speed 3: Beat the Tariffs

Hi. Detroiter here.

I thought Mexico was gonna pay for it.

You think this international billion dollar bridge is being paid for by Detroit, the city?

It was a Möbius conversation, but he cut it off before the whole thing gotback to the start again.

Wait, I’m confused - is the texter claiming that the guy selling the Mini is “a America first who believes republicans have all the answers” OR, is it the texter himself who is, and is accusing the Mini guy of being unpatriotic for having a British car (a British car that he is also interested in buying for $12,500)?…

I dunno... might just be fun to agree to the $12,500 price and show up with a bus load of female Chinese martial artists and ask the dude if he still wants that massage.

He uses “Trump” and “Republicans” as an insult, then goes on to spout Trump/Republican rhetoric like “America First” and other racist/nationalist things...

Oh my gosh, two articles a month about a major tire manufacturer getting people killed. That must be so hard for you to put up with.

It’s not beating a dead horse, it’s investigative journalism. When more details of something arise, or you learn of another incident involving a potentially horribly defective product, you write and you inform so that more of the public becomes aware. 

“My family is way underdressed for this restaurant—should we leave?”

Unless you were wearing, like, mad max post-apocalyptic rags, I can’t imagine being under -dressed for an outback steakhouse lol.

The tariff makes sense. When I bought my 2001 Passat, I found a Turkish Muslim extremist hiding in the rear quarter panel. My first tipoff was that the fuel filler door said “91 Octane Minimum and Baklava Please”

That’s when you know it’s officially Too Damn Hot Out.

On the plus side, that civilian stonewalling the door for the police is 100% Peak Canadian. That dude should try out for goalie of the Oilers, because even Gretzky wasn’t getting past him.

Am I the only one who figured she flushed some drugs down the toilet before attempting to Die Hard her way outta there? 

Let’s not overlook how both of them tried to ditch the other at the first chance they got. He shoved her into the cop initially and tried to run out the door; she moonwalked right past him being arrested to attempt her Spider-Man gambit. 

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling.