I think at one point this one made it to like #54 on the iTunes chart.

NP, which is actually kinda shocking.

There’s a secret facility in Iowa where they grow them in tanks, next to the chicken parts for KFC. Kinda like in Alien Resurrection.

He came right out of those bushes!

Look at all those police Chargers and Durangos. Nice.

Jason, not all Fiat-related mysteries need to be solved. Sometimes you should just let it be.

There’s a term for owning more on something that it’s worth... I just wish I could remember it.

That was all staged by crisis actors. There isn’t even rain in Houston . Joel O$teen blew it all away with his GodBreath. It’s all #FAKENEWS.

People have been documenting their lives with CAMERAS since the camera was invented and became affordable. THAT’S NOT NEW!!

It’s super weird to use a euphemism when writing anonymously to an advice column. Say what you mean. It makes me not trust Mr. Dress Code’s judgment at all.

Do you pay to access Jalopnik? If not and you’re just here like the rest of us, drive on if you encounter an article that you don’t like. Why should it be all about what you want? If that is the case, and you need a safe place where your political decisions aren’t called into question, go off an build an alternative…

What does your car drive on?

I think it’s a stretch to say this was done on purpose. Just my opinion. But Black Twitter is gonna Twitter i guess.

Who keeps track of the day that someone else’s mother died?

As the article alludes to, the ridiculous hourly rate isn’t going to the mechanics. The dealership is pocketing the majority of it, and when they raise the rate from $95 to that $125, only ~$3 is going to the mechanic. The other 90% is going to the dealer’s profit.

Dealerships Are The Worst: Episode #4857

Neutral: Are You A Millennial Living The Boomer Lifestyle?

So...how did he pass away? (sorry, couldn’t resist)