♫Don’t it always seem to go,

Openly mocking the people you are supposed to represent. Disgusting.

I was literally just going to comment I find them all annoying. I see you’re right there with me.

Sure, it’s a sandwich, like those wax display sandwiches. Cuz no one should eat one. Ever.

Somebody needs the starfish story.

Never stops being funny

I too wondered.

If someone is driving around unaware there is a sign impaled through their vehicle I assume they were arrested for drunk driving. Don’t really need to be told...

Oh I used to own a 2003 Kia Rio and they are really and truly terrible. Mine fell apart for literally no good reason. Like the brakes just fell apart. Not the lines of the pads or anything, but like the part that tells the brake fluid where to go. Also it rusted to pieces. I didn’t even do anything bad to it. It just…

Well then what the hell do men wear for shorts? Seems unfair that all of their shorts are “out of style” :(

That wasn’t whispering it was parseltongue.

And how will we shame them when we can’t access our social media?

Kokyaku-sama wa kami-sama desu ne. ;)

Honestly it would never occur to me to take off my shoes on a flight. Feels a bit too much like one of those bad dreams I have where I can’t find any shoes and I’m really embarrassed.

No. Incorrect. Cats are best.

I Share a birthday with Harry Potter! :)

I’m so sorry that happened to you. It must have been difficult for you, not only dealing with what he did, but how the other people reacted as well. I wish you well.

A few years back I lived up in northern Michigan in a small town. The place I worked at closed up pretty late for the town (10:00) and I was closing by myself, so naturally when I left there was usually no one around. On this particular night it had been snowing a lot while I was at work, so my car was covered in…

I assume by not they meant now :)

Tch. Found the dealership owner.