Who is Jake Paul?

But have any of you ever drank Bailey’s from a shoe?

I’m down for hilarious steam punk future cars.

nobody like moderation. EXTREMES! ALL OR NOTHING! :P

I keep getting mailing from dealerships that are *desperate* to take my 2003 kia rio5 in trade...... a vehicle I have not owned in 5 years and was a huge piece of crap. I’m like ??????

lmao “you got a tiger princess? well I’m a WOLVERINE”

Yay! another one for the Millennial Death List. :D fufufufufufufu

Oh Oh I know this one! Millennials! :D

you no like? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

you no like? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

In Japanese “dan” is also the on yomi reading of the character for male, used in words such as dansei (man) or danjo (men and women)

This sounds like a British sitcom lol

Praise be the Pasta?

Woah woah NSFW

The HO is only for the Raptor and IIRC that’s the only choice if you get a Raptor.

Nah I wouldn’t.

I don’t know, seems pretty rude to me. It’s not like they know what you’re up to when they call.  

Get on outta that personal space.

No thanks.

lmao this is great