Or you can just realize you’ve been ghosted and move on.

Woe are your delicate sensibilities.

It isn’t just Jalopnik saying these things...

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And a lot of people have benefited.

It relates to the auto industry. Sorry if you don’t like it.

Assaulting a car? Vandalism, maybe. If you are referring to her yelling at the meeting, then disturbing the peace maybe. Cursing and peanut buttering is not assault tho.

Why do we care about Ken Bone? He’s just some dude who asked a perfectly reasonable question.

The best part is the little mew at the end

Oh he is glistening

Instructions unclear; set all prisoners free.

The van....is a cop?? Huh?? Just... why?

And also never read anything about poor Judy Garland

“HAHAHA run little Janie!” *smoosh*

That...is.. brilliant. Thomas’s face...the people runnning. I just...

google also tells me where I parked without me using the app. It also tells me when I go to the bar too much... o.o

I want self-driving cars.

Totally me too.

SMH at all you saying “omg its a Ford GT, it can go fast, blah blah.” Their behavior was reckless, law enforcement stepped in. End of story.

Ah yeah, I got you. I guess in my experience I don’t see too much of that outside rush hour to be worried about it. YMMV