Oh haha. I read that, and totally missed that you meant 14+13 more years. woosh.

Maybe I missed something? If he’s been there since 1990, isn’t that more like 25-26ish years? Math?

European. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Charmander!

You should make a virus video. Dr. Toboggan can help you.

of all the birds.... I just... what?

“Fully erect” *snicker snicker*

Really, any girl who keeps rejecting you... like dude. Stop. No. Plz.

There’s this show on netflix called Black Mirror. There’s an episode in the mix called White Bear, kinda reminds me of the punishment you described.

Damn that’s out cold!

Because you can sit in the trunk trunk. Don’t be salty cause you haven’t been in the trunk trunk.

i lol’d

Sounds like someone bought an SUV....

Not even remotely the same thing...

Salty.

I think I just died at work :P

omg. What DOES oscar meyer do with those. thanks a lot.

Puppy!

You’re going to have to put this all the way up your butt, Morty.

OMG. He can’t do anything. Send him a glitter bomb.