Better idea: Actually read and reply to your emails.

What Sully did is an entire different category than what happened here in my opinion.

Just making some boils. Purdue man through and through.

Haas probably needs an advogado.

If you decline in the opposite direction, isn’t that rising?

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

“Only 12 people have ever won the competitive collective crown known as the EGOT: Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony. And two of those people happen to be at the 90th Academy Awards tonight: legends Rita Moreno and Whoopi Goldberg.”

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

The damn drinking song’s two whole octaves. Canada gets by with six notes. It’s a very bad song.

Hot take: It wasn’t THAT bad.

I read it as Jerry Lewis and also wondered how he made it out of there alive.

Well see, Richard was supposed to be meeting his friend Larry for dinner, but Larry was upset because... *tuba music*

I initially read that as “Richard Lewis” and was trying to imagine a scenario in which he and Tony Siragusa would be hanging out together.

Surprised you made it out of there alive. You know, because Ray Lewis murdered someone.

Not to be a critical Chris, but the photo at the top kind of ruins the punchline.

Possible AVC Q&A: “What Are the AV Club Writers Most Wrong About? (Hint: It’s Probably ‘No Children’)”

“In my life, I hope I lie...” makes absolutely zero fucking grammatical sense, so, yes, John is right and everyone else is wrong bye

I have never heard the lyrics as anything but “and I never come back to this town again in my life.” I didn’t even know there was ever any confusion.

Yet, you can fit all of the planets of our solar system in that space, according to: https://www.universetoday.com/115672/you-could-fit-all-the-planets-between-the-earth-and-the-moon/

The Children’s Museum of Indianapolis is the world’s largest children’s museum. It’s got a dinosaur exhibit, the world’s largest water clock, a giant column that’s a Chihuly sculpture, a planetarium, a 100-year-old carousel, and tons of exhibits. It’s got an annual haunted house and lots of year-round events. The…