What’s the big deal? It’s not like anyone will base their medical decisions on what a celebrity best known for their sex appeal does. I mean, no one would take medical advice from a Playboy model over a doctor, right?

Even if there was an interesting personal essay behind this, I could barely find it behind all your witchy ho perv special snowflake gobbledy gook prose.

Yeah. Sometimes I read stuff on Jezebel and think to myself: a) Man, these people have waaaaay too much time on their hands if they’re overthinking shit to this extent, and; b) she can’t write worth a damn and thinks she’s nowhere near as interesting, clever or amusing as she thinks she is. We get it, you like kinky…