/glances at NES, SNES, N64, GC, Wii, Switch, GBC, GBA SP, DSi XL, New 3DS XL all within arm’s reach of desk

If they’re going out of their way to specifically and publicly deny it, it probably has a ring of truth. That kind of scuzzy move would make sense to me, given the slow decline in terms of principle that Nintendo’s been showing over the past five years or so (such as backtracking on their “never DLC” and “never…

If you need to plant goalposts in the first place to pretend I’m playing a game with you because you’re just that lonely, I’ll play along. One shouldn’t leave someone that desperate alone, after all.

Yes, as in the contestants are competing. I never said competence was the showrunners' aim, that's you projecting in search of something to nitpick. But hey, as I said, you're entertaining me so keep it coming.

I take it you didn’t see the news story on this very site explaining how the president of NOJ apologized on national television for this specific issue prior to Nintendo offering free repairs. You’re not very good at this.

I’m sure anyone reading will notice that I both didn’t say that and that you’re trying way too hard, but at least it’s entertaining.

I’m sure you think game show contestants were paid to be entertaining, too. Kind of veering into conspiracy theory territory there, but you do you.

Incorrect. The winners would get a chance to pursue a career in the Trump empire or opening a restaurant with hefty investment/assistance. They were competing for careers, the network merely set it up to be entertaining in order to pull in viewership. Not altogether different from YouTube, really, but we need to make…

Okay, everyone in Hollywood. Ya’ll can go home now, Krag has decreed that none of you in the entertainment industry have real jobs.

Never claimed otherwise, but both are standing proof that, yes, watching someone get yelled at by their boss is in fact something a not-insignificant number of people want, on the internet or otherwise.

The Apprentice had multiple seasons. In a less terrible example, so did Hell’s Kitchen.

Funny thing; a man shot his wife in the head while she was sleeping, then himself. She woke up, put a cloth on her head, then called an ambulance. She had practically no damage, and no detrimental effects thereafter.

You don’t understand. The web page MADE him come here, he has to pay for it every week, so it’s his absolute right to expect quality entertainment from them.

They already did that, I believe. It was called "Transformers".

Unfortunately, your examples work agaunst you as much as they do me: you make the same number of assumptions regarding a collection that you have no data on, hence nitpicking.

While it would be nice to include, it can also be easily assumed; he has a Base Charizard collection as mentioned in the article, and it feels like you’re nitpicking for the sake of nitpicking now rather than being helpful.

No, see, you don't understand. Not having control over every individual download of their mod is only bad if people they don't like have copies.

Sadly, there’s a lot of men out there who project a wish to “own” the object of their affections, which is where that toxic reaction comes from. You break their paltry fantasy and they lose their shit, because now they can’t pretend that this person belongs to them and them alone. The industry feeds off this complex,…

It’s more that they were hosting romdumps of Switch games. Notice there were only 49 instances they were being hammered for; Nintendo largely doesn’t care about older generations being pirated because that’s not their profit source. But blatantly profiting off of piracy of current hardware? Yeah, that’s going to get…

...the PSP was incredibly popular in Japan, its country of origin, where the handheld was prominent for over nine years. It never caught on here in the west due to a number of factors, not the least of which was its over-reliance on ad-hoc multiplayer (which was designed for Japan’s population density) and lack of…