Toyota fan: *shits brick when warranty expires*

Hey, houses where I live are selling for over $500k, (1500 sq ft) cars cost over $30k. My wife and I are in the top 5% of earners for Miami Dade county and our total car debt is like... 25k. My fun car is paid off long since, and the only reason I have it is because I daily a 20 year old truck. My wife has a 2015 GTI…

They were hoping those two parts would rust themselves together. Nature’s weld.

thoughts and prayers....

Man, it’s an absolute crime that SEGA sees fit to give us updates and ports of Dreamcast games like Bass Fishing and Space Channel 5 part 2, but leave Skies of Arcadia to wallow in the margins of gaming history. And don’t give me that sheepish look, SEGA! I saw that stage in Sonic Racing Transformed and those cheeky…

Yeah, I mean I would really have to not give a shit about someone, or even actively dislike them to not mention toilet paper stuck on their shoe.

Are we sure that’s regular toilet paper and not the Constitution with which he usually wipes his ass?

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

Could be worse. He could have been wearing a tan suit...

Unrelated question: Why has the last 2-3 days been so slow? Dying of boredom at work today, and the lack of posts haven’t helped!

What’s the difference between H20i and a hardware store?

“ this Elise has $68,406 miles on the clock”

I love pickups. It’s one of those things that you can’t go back to driving a car. I understand there are big margins on trucks and I still went and plunked down the cash for mine, a few years ago. But holy fuck, now a $60,000 truck has less options than a $30,000 crossover? 

“Less is always more.”

There shirley was a hitch in his plan.

god damn take my star

I towed him that was illegal.

Yo dawg, I heard you like trailer hitches...

Sometimes people, myself included, ruin things with too much explanation.