As a Tesla driver, I can’t see the humor in that. I can’t see anything.

My distaste in the service’s launch is pretty immeasurable. I have this image saved on my phone so I continue to remember that I’m not paying for a product.

Prediction for the other 15 games:

This fucker better have Alundra, Xenogears and Castlevania Symphony of the Night on it!

“Laughs in German” didn’t get it? Even though it had 10x as many stars?

+1 Waze.

Is it wrong that I think woman in full, non-boob plate armor is pretty hot?

Just yesterday I was watching the movie, it is a good sunday movie.

The black Logan and X-23 is so fucking cool!!!!!!!!!!!! The rest are stellar as well!

Coming to America Cosplay is my new Happy Place.

I addressed that in the article.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

The British truly are amazing. Take a bunch of hardened criminals, ship them around the world, and make them hate fun just as much as someone from London.

I’ve been playing a lot of backwards-compatible games lately via Game Pass and EA access, and you can see a clear trajectory of MTs gaining more traction over successive years :/  Really unpleasant to see it unfold in time-lapse, as it were.

This is a feeling becoming all too common in AAA gaming. All the best content locked behind hours of tedious grinding. “You can graft on superfluous bull for 18 hours... Or, buy this bundle so we can stop wasting your time!”

For me, the most erroneous micro-transaction I’ve ever come across was one similar to this. The ‘Fable’ series on XBox was all about character customisation, shaping the character to look how you want. If you put points into strength, your character became more buff. Acted immorally, you would look demonic. You could…

If you ask the dealer, “Will there be ads on my infotainment?” They will always say, “No”.

Facw, this comment left me satisfied. So satisfied I’m too distracted to find a dude and a car. Your comment was so good it tasted like lasagna. Congrats!

This is Christine Lagarde head of the IMF, she will arraigned financing and help you avoid the tax consequence. 

I would expect it in the same breath that they use to announce the car to begin with. Doubtful the Ring time would even be relegated to a separate paragraph.

Unless it sucks, which means we will never hear an actual number.... probably something like “It won JD Power’s award in initial Nurburgring Quality Laptimes…