Should be enough for the headline every day.

That’s a great quote!

america works just like a car... you put it in (D) to go forward and (R) to go backwards...

Complete with only 79% of the horsepower and cargo room.

Ford Princess: A sparkly pink compact crossover designed by men to meet the needs they think women have. It’s more expensive than it should be.

Ford Princess: A sparkly pink compact crossover designed by men to meet the needs they think women have. It’s more expensive than it should be.

Neutral: Can we actually not do that, please? There are plenty of good new car names to come up with if you try hard enough. Here, I’ll give you some ideas for free:

Chrysler’s iconic starter sound? You mean “crank, crank, crank crank.....Crank-crank-crank-crank.....Cra....C....Click-click-click-Trrrrrrrrrrrr. ‘Mary! call the tow truck!!!’ ”    ............That sound?

Fuck you, and fuck the police. People wouldn’t feel the need to video them if they were trustworthy in the first place. As it is they’re systemically corrupt and discriminatory.

Counterpoint; absolutely fuck anybody who’s response to being held to the high standard your job demands (which is all filming a police officer should be seen as) is to violently attack the person doing it. If the simple act of someone making sure you don’t unnecessarily brutalize someone is to... unnecessarily…

Go fuck yourself in a fire.

Yeah, how about we keep tabs on what the cops are doing what with the large number of executions they feel like performing in the middle of the street on a nearly daily basis?

Didn’t take long for the worst take to be written. Nicely done! 

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

Clarke and Dawe were on every Friday night in Australia with these small skits. Well before I encountered the Daily show this was how we got an alternate look at the news.
I did meet him once in my local book store here in Fitzroy, Melbourne Australia. 

This is new to me, as an American. Clarke is funny as all get out

“Well the back fell off.”

Pretty FLY for a white guy...

“It wasn’t a terrorist incident”

In other words.... it was a White guy

Got it 

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.