I’m gonnanotmakeitohmahgawditburns!!!!

At least they didn’t exaggerate the steepness

STARTING AT $24,999.

I see you aren’t bearing gifts of semi naked women. This is going on your permanent record.

Someone make a damn hybrid electric/gas RV already. Solar panels all on the roof. A bank of batteries under the floor. An RV that gets 40mpg and could go off grid for a week. Take my fucking money.

So that is where the 710 fluid goes.......

My daddy taught me how to drive a stick when I was five. He took me out to the lake, threw me in.....oh no, wait. That was swimming. It was actually pretty easy once I got out of the burlap sack.

Sense speed by clutch smell!

I want Jay’s garage, and I want Adam Savage to organize it.

“ a 1932 Harley-Davidson stationery generator”

That’s lovely.

But sometimes the Cruella DeVille proportions (Daimler in this case) just look so right.

DON’T LOOK AT ME! WATCH WHAT YOU’RE DOING!

“Its gonna be a long year......”

I think Trump has 3 demographics behind him; angry old white guys, people who hate politicians and guys like me who thing the whole thing is the funniest joke they've heard in a long time.

What the fuck! You can’t cross species like that. The laws of nature are there for a reason, Russia. They’re there for a reason.

Well, when a car skids, you have to apply the right amount of opposite Polak.