That means it’s saving them all up for one brief, shining moment of glory... like when the main coolant hose went on my old Cherokee. I thought I hit a puddle; turns out, you can evacuate ALL the coolant in 4 seconds with enough pressure.

Jeep Wrangler is ranked last almost every year by Consumer Reports for their reviews of it. Yet it’s still one of the best selling vehicles in the country. Which means CR just does not know how to enjoy a car.

Honorable Mention, how to disassemble and reassemble a jeep.

I fail to see how this is any different from a big boat or a big ass RV apart from the fact that it is actually cool.

Mooring Zeppelins is strictly prohibited by my HoA.

Well, I am a plane enthusiast, so I would have been the first to compliment the guy and taken on offended neighbors. A plane in a driveway? How cool is that? My dream would be to find an F4 Phanton and park it in my backyard, but I digress.

The plane is lowering the property value? I say your assholishness is doing more damage since no one wants to have you as a neighbor!

Omg, how funny would it be to crowdfund the weekly fines so the plane can be there forever...

Busybody control freaks with too much time on their hands.

This kind of thing is why I:

I think if I was rich I would buy some of the houses in that neighborhood and put planes in the driveways.

If I were him, because of the fines, I’d rid myself of it and find the largest, ugliest rusted busted piece of shit car I could find and park it there until I died. Problem with our society today is everyone is nosey and are habitually offended by nothing.

Let’s get this to Twitter and Facebook and get this man his $2500 back!

How do I +1 this again?

What’s kinda finny is Mercedes actually does integrate the center display in the S-Class:

I wonder if this actually occurs...

I am replying to everyone today from the waiting room at the Nissan dealership, where I’ve taken my 2010 Nissan GT-R. Oops! Did I say 2010 to the woman on the phone? I meant 1990! No, I’m not sure why the VIN is only eleven characters long. Must be a mistake!

These are the kinds of details that Cadilac should be all about, in my opinion anyway.

Why is this Presto Extra Large Rotating Pizza Oven on this stand, and where are the brakes he’s supposed to be excited about?