We care because we’re the target audience. If there was some Bridget jones movie or twilight movie or whatever that was killed before completion, Jezebel would be all over it.

The interesting thing is that when johnny’s lawyer tried to paint her as a victim, Amber Heard freaked out and tried to say that she’s never been a victim. Completely different from the energy she’s trying to give off in that clip.

A white sociopath stealing a legitimate story of domestic abuse from a black woman to get back at her allegedly actually abused husband is exactly the sort of thing I’d expect to see on the root.

Time for Chris Crocker to film another tear-filled appeal to leave Britney alone, I’ll go grab the blanket.

Is it just me, or did the don’t say gay bill make it impossible for schools to have gendered bathrooms?

Did you see the way that guy pulled the gun out without looking? this maniac does this on a regular basis.

Libertarianism sounds cool until you realize that what they literally want is zero government, not the least government you could reasonably have. Libertarians took over a town in New Hampshire in the mid 2000s and they replaced the entire local government with libertarian’s who immediately dismantled every law,…

he used to talk about things and preface it with “don’t listen to me, I’m an idiot”, I think he got so dumb or so rich he forgot he was an idiot unqualified to talk about anything other than getting high or UFC.

I think the new supra is underappreciated for what it really is: an extremely good looking bmw.

I refuse to accept this, I hate everything about knowing that one of my favorite actors drinks coors light willingly. Excuse me while I go burn down a white castle with flaming copies of harold and kumar. Its call “craft beer” Kal, and its the only way you should be living.

he spent $.50 on each meal, I don’t think its possible to spend less per meal, especially if you account for calorie count. Is it health? hell no. but short of getting food assistance (he probably didn’t qualify for), he got probably the most for the least, plus roller coasters. And really, if you want to get on your…

Mythbusters took a look at showering in a thunderstorm and found that a shower doesn’t actually conduct electricity at all, even if you stick a live cathode in the the stream. What they did find is that the pipes can absolutely conduct electricity into your bath and you could get a shock if you touched them and for…

the lawyer knows that, but his job is to act like this isn’t a clear cut case

Are there no side view mirrors on this car? what were they thinking? edit: looks like they went with the single driver’s side mirror

speed bumps can be poorly designed to accommodate car clearances, those can go rot in hell. 

2018 civic driver here with stock everything and my front bumper is scrapped to hell from poorly designed speed bumps and parking lots all over town.

I bottom out on shitty speed bumps in my standard-ass civic all the time. There are parking lots where I drive intentionally around them because I bottom out, this is a pretty normal thing to have a shitty speed bump that’s too tall and will scrape normal consumer cars.

it’s interesting, not important. At the end of the day, a decentralized currency is only important if you can, you know, use that currency. And for that to happen it needs to be stable (its not), it needs to be widely accepted (it’s not), and it needs to be secure (it’s not). Crypto is a great thought experiment on…

We already have software licenses and “ownership”, all NFTs do is make that license part of the blockchain for no reason and allow creators to manufacture artificial scarcity of a resource you can by definition duplicate infinitely. NFTs have no value added, they aren’t backed by a legal contract, and they’re less…

That might be the laziest product integration I’ve ever seen. Its just a logo or two for marvel and a little black widow logo

That might be the laziest product integration I’ve ever seen. Its just a logo or two for marvel and a little black…