I’m pretty sure I’ve accidentally scribbled better looking pictures of pikachu

The real issue here is that asking some high school kids to throw away a shot at the biggest names in college football on the off chance that they’re good enough on their own to draw attention away from the big schools is a gigantic risk. It sounds like a great idea to have like the entire duke football team to move…

Who should she play? I could see her as a jessica drew maybe. or Rogue? She would have been an amazing captain marvel. Kitty Pryde? Gay Jessica Drew (Peter Parker clone from earth-1610)?

Multivitamins don’t do anything because generally people get most of what they need from food, so the extra in the multivitamin isn’t going to fix anything. In this case it would be massively beneficial, since the kid is getting almost zero vitamins from his diet.

Might not tell them anything, just about anyone would seem autistic if they can’t see or hear.

I’ve never been able to call someone “feckless” before, so this is a big moment for me.

The mcflurry is good, but the shake makes the stroopwaffle pieces hard and tacky. Stroopwaffles are best served over a cup of coffee, not in ice cream. I really wanted to like it, but I just didn’t find the eating experience worthwhile.

This is clearly for someone who wants to have sex on a river and can’t risk a public indecency charge.

They’re not gonna be able to support multiple stadia connections on the school network, schools have shit internet connections. 

I hate that republicans have used the mental health argument to co-opt the discussion and then deflect to something they’re not going to do anything about. Mass killings are a mental health issue 100%, guns have been around for a very long time, machine guns have been around for a very long time, daily mass murders…

Who the fuck is this guy michael? Unless you don’t know how to spell michelle and think that marrying a crusty old racist counts as an accomplishment.

Well, she probably speaks Slovenian, so thats one language. I haven't seen evidence she can speak any of the others.

The real crazy thing is that there’s video evidence of trump and epstein partying with young women and trump is trying to deflect with bill clinton like anyone actually cares about what he gets up to 20 years after his presidency.

Well, that car can’t be replaced, they’re sold out. But in theory there are other cars

My favorite was the woman who was married to a latino man who was also an illegal immigrant of some flavor and she basically came home to him being deported one day. Like she knew exactly what her husband’s situation was, knew what the president’s position was, and somehow thought that they would never come for her…

The logic behind the whole “bet he white” thing is absolutely sound, but it’s kind of shitty that it drags betty white into being associated with mass murderers.

This is so dumb, anyone getting filmed doing anything more complicated than being in a persistent vegetative state is going to have to do something weird to either look decent on camera or to accommodate the filming process. Even trump’s absurd water bottle drinking technique is probably the result of him trying to…

congratulations, you made me sit through an ad for little girl’s light up sketchers. the lights are heart shaped.

They’re gonna fuck up my video games, aren’t they? I just want to get my ass kicked in COD after work by 12 year olds after work who know, in their heart of hearts, that I’m too old and drunk to ever “get good” at call of duty. And because some people are terrified that they’ll no longer be able to buy guns after…

I love the punch line to this