Hey, I get where Senator Warren is coming from, I’m from an old new england family myself. I’ve heard a lot of anecdotal family stories about my heritage, like that both my grandmother’s families can be traced back to the mayflower or that there is some native american on my paternal grandmother’s side. I don’t lend…

This feels like something snow white should be running through to get away from the wicked witch.

I was going to make a joke about the japanese being happiest when committing suicide (it does kind of pervade their cultural history), but it felt in poor taste.

You know what, you’re absolutely right, they’re not as high up as I thought. The other two are true though, if the chronic depression and overwork don’t kill you first, you’ll live a hella long time relatively secure in the knowledge that no one will rob you at the convenience store.

Brb, I just realized that my uncle has been stiffing me for the past ten years....

Japan in general is regarded as exceedingly safe. And they have like the longest life expectancy and a really high happiness index.

Its not bad for you, the msg headache is a huge myth, an example of the nocebo effect.

Again, he’s 14 and his parents should be the ones dealing with this, not some company.

You can’t fine someone for cheating in an online game, I’m sorry, that’s not how the world works.

Are you seriously comparing cheating in a multiplayer game to microwaving a cat? Because I’ve cheated in a lot of multiplayer games (I maybe spent more time in monopoly jail for white collar crimes than most players. I’ve never actually cheated in an online multiplayer game, but I am the dread pirate roberts of game…

See, this is why my thanksgiving travel is a good 9 days long.

My uncle gets really insistent that his kids should hug someone and I always wave him off. I know one of his kids isn’t going to want to hug, and another one of his kids thinks of it as a big game where “I don’t want to hug you” really means “I want you run around the room after me and throw me into the air a few…

Yup, now excuse me while I go hit up some college bars

Most girls under, say, 25 (which is generous) will most likely have had the vaccine at like 13.

What? yes it is. if all your partners have immunity and the only way you can contract it is through contact with someone else, you have de facto immunity. Similarly, if you don’t have a flu shot but everyone around you does, well, then there’s no one to spread the disease to you and you get protection from lack of…

for the briefest of windows, sleeping with younger people won’t be gross, it will be well-reasoned safest practice. You get herd immunity if all your partners have had the vaccine!

I feel like any second now all these creeps are going to come out as members of HYDRA and the explanation for whats been going on lately is that everyone has secretly been a nazi all along.

The really shitty thing is that no developer is over at DICE sitting around talking about how micro transactions are the way to go for the game and how its the way forward. Developers don’t get residuals on work, and would much rather make something good than something that makes a lot of money. There’s someone over…

This is endlessly fascinating to me, not least because the biggest question is how much did she bleed into the ryan character. Was Ryan an unintentional commentary on how she views men? Like did she think she might be found out if she didn’t actively pursue dirty pictures from the women she interacted with? or was…

Obviously they hire a team of russian stripper to dance for the players while they practice their cs:go skills to hone their ability to focus on the game. I thought this was common knowledge.