"Ebooks are More Accessible"

This will not end well...

Locked room?

Picture someone saying "Oh the humanity" in a deadpan voice that makes Ben Stein's Clear Eyes commercial voice sound full of emotion.

I've been busy calling up my friends on the phone and having them describe to me what their lunch looks like.

can we just leave it down?

I copied that second picture, went to post it on Facebook, and realized I am dumb.

I can't even get on Facebook to complain about Facebook being down!

Condoms. You can save a ton of money by buying them in bulk, reducing the chance of being out of them "in the heat of the moment" and the awkward conversation during the subsequent purchasing process.

We do three 68-packs each month. With the 20% off from Amazon Mom, they're way cheaper than anywhere else.

Dishwasher Cleaner

Tissue

We're huge amazon subscribe and save fans. We get dish and laundry soap, facewash, toilet paper, air fresheners, mac and cheese, and shampoo. Our biggest save is Monster Energy Drinks. After all the discounts they're around $1 each! My fiancé drinks 2 a day so this is a huge savings for us!

Typically speaking, I try to walk to the grocery whenever I can, and that's not particularly conducive when you're trying to carry a week's worth of groceries and a giant pack of toilet paper. It sounds pretty stupid on the surface, but having a big package of toilet paper arrive once a month is surprisingly useful.

I basically never remember to pick up wiper blades until it's too late and I'm driving down the highway squinting through some smudged up glass. So, I have a pair delivered every six months so that I actually have them on hand for Seattle's rainy days.

This is obviously Angela and I have one major difficulty with the Original Sin introduction of Angela as the missing daughter of Odin.

So how is Amazon supposed to know if a child is purchasing something without a parent's permission? This is insane, my son plays with my phone all the time and never once has purchased something without my authorization. When did children stop being the responsibility of their parents? It isn't Amazon's job to babysit…