You’re not letting Raph drive, right?

And it’s even beige!

Ned Beatty is still around at 80. They could be on their way to a canoe trip and decide to max out the car instead.

Congratulations, Mr. Gaseous Clay and uh........Mr. Fart Brick (I guess), on COTD! I would like to gift you with a lawn mower which this lovely lady will deliver after she finishes mowing.

76 years old and going out in a high speed crash in a muscle car. I can think of worse ways to sign off.

No one with a head of hair like his should be anywhere but Bugatti.

Its because the Japanese and the West Germans have been killing us on trade for years, believe me. Believe me. Sony is dumping their Trinitrons on us below cost, same with the Blaupunkts. Our negotiators are a bunch of low energy dummies. We won’t have that any more. We’ll have new trade polices, tremendous deals,…

Is it a dollar bill?

Jeep. Wrangler.

Everyone on this page should respond with:

The P.T cruiser. That thing needs to be banned from the road

Congratulations, Mr. Clay_T, on COTD! I would like to award you with a Ford truck which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she fixes the tailgate.

I left my home in Georgia
Headed for the Frisco Bay
I had nothing to live for
Looked like nothing going to come my way

Worst city nickname locals never use HAS to be “Frisco” for San Francisco. It’s only SLIGHTLY less annoying that it’s “the City” to locals (like somehow being 8-square miles built on a trash dump is superior enough to be “THE City” but whatever).
Also, correct take on chocolate and peanut-butter. I can’t get my wife…