How about intentionally casting someone of colour, then just simply writing an interesting character.

I think it's because it's written and created by a black woman.

So being sarcastic and satirical gives you a pass for implying that the Black experience is universally the Precious experience?

It's naturally dark

We tend not to have American football teams.

Like the "used scotch tape" that's stuck to someone's arm then passed to the next person to show how it loses its stickiness with each encounter. So your vagina/penis' stickiness = purity. Also, that demonstration probably passed around a lot of skin fungus from person to person.

Kasey Kasem ur not allowed to go anywhere. ANYWHERE

"For choosing a life partner who could give her that, Ann Romney is a great role model."

In the states you take the citizenship of your parents as well. Actually in most countries you automatically get dual citizenship

Oh dear god I'm TRYING THIS!!!!!!!!

Why on earth would you take the risk?

While I saw this pic last week and laughed my head off...

I accidentally decapitated a swan once.

WHETHER OR NOT SHE'LL HAVE TO WIPE???!!!??!!!!

But... but... I'VE ALREADY HEARTED YOU!!!!

I'm not from Montreal but I've lived here for about 8 years. Since I'm English speaking I know more bilingual anglos, and the really bilingual ones speak English so 'North Americanised' that I'm shocked when I hear them speaking french like a pure Quebecois. Some people are just good at that.

Oh God that's adorable. His name is Brantley though, which makes me think of this:

"Shopping needs to get done, politics are secondary if your choices are limited."

That Purple Tshirt is an evening gown?

Chickens eat chickens - if they're smeared with 11 herbs and spices.