Um, being a mom = understanding of economic reality, even if it's just within your own home.

I got white gold too!

Mine's an emerald. Lurrve it.

Sadly, as satisfying as it would be, Jesus would want us to love these dicknuggets all the same.

Agreed. McGill en grève!

I work at a community centre and sometimes you can tell the volunteers are there just to get their community service credits. They're the most obnoxious people in the WORLD.

Um you sound pretty fucking special to me. I did nothing but hang out with friends/visit family abroad during summer vacations. I was in choir in high school, and was an okay pianist and singer, and had alright grades. (To be fair my school was seen as the best girls school in the country, but it's debatable). I got…

"You can personally be anti-choice and as long as you're not imposing lack of choice on all women you're a feminist." This contradicts your first statement.

I would identify as that only in the sense that I am not comfortable with the idea of abortion, but in most other ways the feminist label applies to me.

I don't know why I love this post so much.

"You know the easiest way to fuck up your child's eating patterns? Just make sweets a big fucking deal. Works every time. Have fun with the eating disorders, Park Slope!"

There's absolutely nothing wrong with this. I would frickin KILL for this in my workplace - I would never have to work hard to find a healthy lunch EVER AGAIN.

Zing!

I hearted you a long time ago. Must have been for a reason.

I don't want the FB/Twitter crowd seeing my comments on this site, or even that I am a regular commenter. I don't want to create a new account just for Jezebel.

Replying to promote.

Eh look Kennisha there!

My poor daddy was trying to be all cool about it. But even he broke down in a Facebook message: "Are you going to have your union blessed by God?"

But ... NOBODY BEATS THE BRICK!

My mother's a doctor. I'm very good at giving medical history.