Oh lord. It's like the bra is trying to fold her boobs into her armpits.
VS doesn't actually make bras that would fit her
It's really, really bad. What is that, a B-cup?! If your boobs look like you're starting to sprout a third and fourth arm, you're doing it wrong.
You all laugh at the name North West now, but wait until Kris Jenner gets it patented and every time you head that direction, she kollects a dollar.
Kim and Kanye really missed an opportunity by not giving their daughter the middle name Bynorth. Go big or go home, people! I can't believe I have to school these two on the concept.
A friend from college was having an extravagant wedding at a huge venue. I was struggling financially at the time. Before the wedding she called me and said, "If you send me money, I will return it to you. You can buy me a card." And that was that. We don't talk all that much anymore, but it is one of the kindest…
Well, good news. I'm certain that if you just write your former guests and explain the confusion, they'll pony up.
Seriously. And where the heck is this $100 plate venue? We got married in DC-one of the most expensive places to get married, and it was $50 a plate. With steak. And included the open bar. Those brides totally got ripped off.
I do know that in parts of the country that is is considered gauche to gift a real…
People love to make idiotic statements about weddings as if they're carved-in-stone facts. I'll never forget the time my mother-in-law looked me directly in the eye and stated that "weddings are about the mothers, not about the bride" as if she was informing me that water is wet and the sky is blue.
If they're hurting for money why choose a $100/plate venue? And expect your guests to be able to afford to cover your costs so you can upgrade your kitchen? BAH!
Kickstarter: The Wedding
Seriously though! I've heard of plenty of people giving cash at weddings. I've never heard anywhere of it being protocol or as a way to make money for your future.
THAT IS NOT HOW WEDDINGS WORK. Fuck, man. I just got married in April in Grand Cayman. We realized it was an expensive trip for our guests and tried our best to make it worthwhile - we planned (and paid for) a snorkeling charter for everyone, gave gift bags with things like sunscreen, padded wine bags (to bring home…
Yeah I am so confused. If weddings are to make money then I sure as hell did mine wrong.
I'm flabbergasted. The whole wedding gift concept started because starting a household from scratch is hella expensive. But these days people co-habitate, or have their own apartments/homes before marriage so they usually already have all the shit they need. Not that I'm anti-gift or something but fuck, this sense of…
That part, right there, was the absolute best BESSSSSSSSST lolololol
Yep, that's where I went "aaaaah. You're That Person. Okay."
Weddings are to make money for your future