As someone who comes from a family with regular sinus/allergy issues, I want to thank you for not making him feel like he has to stop. It literally makes life so much better.

You just don't sellout your imaginary girlfriend like that, Bro.

Oh, I do the "tell me a story" thing all the time.

I managed to find one of those unicorn men! He's every bit of a feminist as I am, and when he made decisions to follow me to Chicago so I could complete a graduate degree, and then to another country so I could pursue a job opportunity, he got angry at the people praising him for making such a "huge sacrifice."…

"Currently, my fiancee is away for professional reasons (I won't get into what she does—that's not really my place),"

We know body politics too and as an overweight man, I know people look/treat me differently on first impression. I shrug it off because that's what people do and at the end of the day, though I'm trying to lose weight, I'm not killing myself because the entire world is telling me I should be thin because I'm ok with…

Are there no gay women in France or something?

I like to think of myself as the Internet's Kurosawa. My visual storytelling is mind-blowing. ;-)

I didn't think I was going to cry. I was all "Nah, I'm not in the crying mood"
I was wrong. Very, very wrong. This was lovely.

I just can't even deal with it this morning. I am snot nosed, open weeping at how happy everybody looks.

ALL THE FEELINGS! Celebration...

Sure, the Internet loves to talk about the sundry ways in which men tug on their penises like velociraptors trying to figure out doorknobs

Look, if I could eat myself out I would probably masturbate more often.

"The standard you walk past is the standard you accept." is an important part of this message. It's more than just disciplining sexist behavior and sexual assault, it's changing the culture which facilitates it.

But when it comes to the magically powerful & overwhelming VAGINA men cannot control themselves!

Where's the hue and cry for men to keep their dicks in their pants if they don't want to be forced to be fathers, the way women are shamed day in and day out for daring to have sex?

I shall be a regular patron (matron) of your pub. Please do keep me posted with regards to the opening date and location.

HELL YES!!!

I read that unspeakably weird lifestyle piece in the Atlantic yesterday—you know, the one that starts: