One of my friends is freaking out because her 12 year old daughter just started her period and wants to wear tampons. My opinion is that she could give her a slim fit and let her go out and swim, dance, run like she used to before and that the emphasis should be on her daughter's comfort in managing this new life…

Say what you will about Jon Gosselin, but he will forever remain a personal hero for single-handedly taking down the Ed Hardy empire.

That gif!! THAT GIF.

How about just, I dunno, stalking them at the beach and publishing high-definition closeups of their cellulite, wrinkles, scars, et al? Guess Who?!!! Saggy tits! OK we'll tell you it's that shitstain that publishes Star Magazine.

On a semi-related note, as I read this Dr. Oz is on the TV in the background. He is doing a game show type bit with Cedric the Entertainer, something along the lines of "Know Your Kardashians' Health Issues". He puts a picture of each family member up on the screen, along with three choices of what their issue is and…

I will neither confirm nor deny that sometimes when Mr. M and I find one of the cats mid-poop in the box that we will stop and watch them and coo about how adorable they are while the cat looks at us with a face that says, "You people are monsters. Let me shit in peace. Jesus Christ you two are morons."

I would not look a smidge smug.

Kate always looks genuinely happy to me—a smidge on the smug side, even.

Princesses don't chafe.

heehee... this gif is ironic because that dog is (I think) a coonhound. but then again they don't usually live up to their job title.

They have soulless eyes like sharks and snakes. Raccoons are the foot soldiers of the devil.

glad I ate my chocolate chip cupcake before I read this. Also glad to have a super skinny sister, as I assume the poop transplant will work well since we have the same DNA. Gonna call her up and ask for some poop.

North West is the world's most spoiled baby, despite being an infant who probably has yet to develop object permanence.

Mirror +1

This is what I feel like when I'm having an argument with my boyfriend.

I hope that goat doesn't sleep in the house. That noise is going to get really old after everyone goes to bed.

Dude. There's absolutely no scandal in decorating a nursery with elephants, lions, giraffes, and zebras.

There are quite a few preachy, humorless, miserable assholes that need to settle down in this comment section. Calm. Your. Titties. Lindsay Lohan articles are funny because she continues to be terrible AND make literal bucketloads of money. This is an entertainment site. Everyone chill the fuck out.

That was way harsh, Tai.

"worthwhile the pay"?