ask MJ about that explosive temperament thingy

you forgot the nasty little mus-tash.

oh shit kill me now...the visual in my mind will scar me forever

I’ve been a veg for decades and’ve heard every single stupid comment possible. I no long dignify this crap with an argument or use it as a “teachable” moment. Right, grapes have feelings. FU to everyone who eats meat...y’all are sociopaths... no real difference eating a human baby or a LAMB or VEAL. So go ahead and…

Off topic, but JK needs a stylist cos that blazer is WAY too long and big on her frame. Also wrong color for her, too bland. Needs something that pops. Just sayin’

That’s not a smile; his mouth can’t close.

what’s a periscope

Beard? (So I’ve heard.)

Should be “principal” dancer. Soz, don’t hate.

I had a consultation and was not impressed by the low percentage of results compared to the HIGH cost. I don’t have much weight to lose, but just some pesky fat deposits that can’t be exercised away. I think I’m gonna go for some lipo instead, which is much more successful for the investment.

As horrible as this is and it’s BEYOND, maybe not a good idea to broadcast the idea to other evil humans?

Could his apparent “issues” stem from that awful name he was saddled with? Did his parents conceive him whilst under a tornado watch in the cellar? Like literally...Dylan Storm Roof? I’m not making light of his horrific and senseless crime, only it begs the question, and as a good (former) journalist, we need to know.

eggzactly what I was thinking lol

Just funny and witty and nothing more. Geez, that head of hair gave her the perfect intro for it. I bow to her.

Well...I see nothing wrong with cutting up food in small pieces for my son. We don’t want him to choke, do we? So he’s 34 years old, SO WHAT? We were once connected by an umbilical cord...as I often tell him, that umbilical cord may stretch, but NEVER BREAK. No matter what. No matter how far he tries to get away from…

Well well well. Those pesky unreletingly fertile Duggars. Has anyone thought to investigate Josh Duggars possible molestation of his own daughters? I betcha he hasn’t really been rehabilitated or whatever they said they did.

Kaitlyn?

I’m taking a train tomorrow along the coast north to Santa Barbara. It’s 4 hours and a lot better than waiting around at the airport. Oh, and it’s $48 one way. Not bad at all!

I heard there’s a procedure that can pop out the fat in fat cheeks, like I think Fergie from Black Eyed Peas and that Bethenny from RHONY had done. Well, they had SOMETHING done to their chipmunk cheeks, and so could SP. He should get a freebie cos of all the work Heidi’s had.

I resent the use of the term “jowly”. That in and of itself is not an indication of his stupidity or inability to govern the country or any other municipality. My jowls seemed to appear overnight as a result of MENOPAUSE. I’m not fat or anything, but there’s that horrifically ugly extra skin where there once was taut…