I do so agree with you. But wouldn't you look a smudge smug if you were a Princess someday to be Queen? I wonder where her 14 zillion Chanel bags are—in every color. I never see her carry one...Where are they hiding? Cos you KNOW she's got them.

When you see racks of picked over size 14 Tory Burch dresses at the Nordstrom Outlet, it's kinda sad and loses its appeal.

They are TOTES cray. They hang out by our little pond. Hub thinks they're demonic, but I love the bandito look.

P.S. BTW, what every happened to all those zombie people eating faces and all?

Wasn't there a South Park something like this? Well, not exactly but also ICK.

Proud to say it's my town. Stay classy, San Diego!

I think it's called a sitzbath

I am somewhat ashamed to admit this, but every time I see a pic of Teresa, I touch my own hairline and breathe a sigh of relief that it is where it is. Couldn't she like do some laser hair removal to add a few precious inches to her forehead? It'd make a huge diff.

Nicely done!

Well said. I mean, COME ON. I know yer gonna be King and all, but we need to see some pearly whites!

Just to be a funny smart ass. I get what "alleged" means. My dad wuz an attorney.

It's tres cray, isn't it? So much of what goes on in SD is politically motivated —in front of and behind the scenes —with the good old boys from the city and the port. I have my own horror stories and prolly you and I could have a rousing discussion about it off the record one day. I take great umbrage with the "we…

Standing too close is not a criminal defense. I'm not defending any of his "alleged" actions; right now it's just accusations with no proof. BTW I met with him when he was a congressman and he never got too close or touchy feely—in fact, he actually fell asleep while we were giving a presentation. Guess I was too…

KNITTY KITTY!

You know what really upsets me to the point of sobbing gigantic tears and abject depression, and is driving me to drink? The simple fact that Paula Deen has that droolingly HUGE diamond on her finger AND IT'S DIRTY. CLEAN YOUR GEMS, PAULA! Or...I'd certainly dip them in cleansing solution for you, fer realz, and of…

Good to know. I heart you.

Am I the only one honest enough to admit that I love HK? In fact, I had a HK birthday party in May. I LOVE HK and I'm proud of it. Haters gonna hate.

Walmart dropped her like a hot buttery potato...tee hee

That old cracker just be upset she got busted. I bet she talk crap about little white Jewish girls like me, too. I just knows she gots some deep hate on for anybody who ain't like her. She's gross, her unhealthy overuse of butter's gross, and I'm so sorry that her restaurants are doing more business since this…

and all, not all all. duh