Here’s the thing- anyone who’s opinion flips on whether or not Trump is a good president (GOD, I still CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED) is only changing based on whether or not things are better for them, PERSONALLY. And that’s despicable. “Oh, hate crimes are on the rise, the country is more divided than it has been in…

Wake me up when they introduce Pokemon trading and/or local Pokemon battles between friends (not gyms).

You shouldn’t try to have an honest conversation with someone who starts the discussion with that tired “religion of peace” bullshit, it’s like trying to have a serious discussion with someone who rants about “Crooked Hillary”, you’re never gonna get through to them no matter what you say.

Can you even fathom the epic shitstorm coming from the Republican party if a porn star went on 60 Minutes and said she slept with Obama a few months after Michele gave birth to Sasha? There would be so many rage strokes and Fox News would be 24/7 covering with every religious leader in the country.

Trump is just some guy.

You know, I think I speak for more than a few when I say I am really sick of listening to the ignorant abrasive sounds these vile, corrupt pieces of garbage emit. Hegseth, all the other Fox mouthpieces — to say nothing of people like LaPierre —need a little Joe Pesci comeuppance.

I was thinking the same thing. WTF. This is why I can’t even watch this shit to see what the other side is saying. My head might explode if I did.

“They shouldn’t be giving me lessons on the Second Amendment. They should be in civics class.”

How DARE those violent, radical kids (NRA’s new description for the marchers) tell people that they will work against candidates that don’t conform to their wishes? That’s the NRA’s tactic and those snots shouldn’t be able to use it!

If Uber was behind this narrative they would be looking blame the victim.

Yep. No one who voted for that gratuitous corporate handout gets to complain about spending or deficits ever again. Go ahead and fuck off with that noise.

“Will I sign it? Maybe I will but, then again, maybe I won’t. Tune in next week at 9:00, 8:00 Central, to find out! In the meantime, I’m off to Mar-A-Lago to win at golf. #MAGA #NOCOLLUSION #STABLEGENIUS”

Rhetorically, it was already thunked.

The spending levels without any offsets are grotesque

Who’ld a thunk? Seriously? More then half the entire country voted for Hillary. That’s whose thunk.

Ash’s Poipole is the 50th Pokémon he has caught.

“Even I’m not crazy enough to - STAY BACK!!! - take a case this full of shit!”

He might be pitiful, but there’s a pretty good chance we’re going to miss his understated incompetence when Pompeo and his hawkish dishonesty takes over. Pompeo will distort reality for Trump with gusto, and Tillerson wouldn’t.

Somebody better tell him cloaking devices vere banned by the Treaty of Algeron.

Most Americans can’t drive stick. It seemed more of a two Americans in Europe joke to me.