Gotta be honest, I wish he was trash talking. Someone has to carry on the Garnett troll tradition.

hey-o

Of COURSE it was the Flyers

On whose junk is he getting a grip?

I don’t know about you, but this makes sense to me.

I’ve been trying to find out why Drew Margary is so insufferable, and I think I’ve got it figured out: he is a human flyover state.

That looks like Boston, and so therefore this rally beat expectations.

This isn’t directed at Ashley Feinberg, but I read through the debate live stream, and while I agree overall with what was said, the gawker staff posted many rock stupid things.

Godspeed, Pumpkinhead.

This is like if Manowar gang directed an episode of SuperJail

Plausible

Yelich was last seen with a shit eating grin.

No Jeremy Jacobs ... this list in invalid.

Len Bias

Wouldn’t it be bigger news if one of these didn’t blow up?

Float like a butterball, sting like a biatch.

He looks like the Amish methhead from Orange is the New Black

There is a distressing lack of Transmetropolitan here

In terms of skill? Probably 20 Kluwes.
For intellect, it’s reverse.

Pete Rose has turned into Mickey Rooney with a dash of Ty Cobb’s miserableness.