They won the Premier League at odds of 5000-1. Leicester City are still buzzing.

What happens is that people died and were buried and then we had hundreds and hundreds of years of wars and then everyone forgot and built car parks. It happens.

Owen Jones walked off of his TV segment yesterday when the the idiot across from him refused to acknowledge that this was an attack specifically against LGBT people. It was courageous:

Actually, it is.

My equally Hamilton-obsessed husband to the audience after the performance. “That’s right. You stand. The. Fuck. Up. When you clap, because you just witnessed fucking ART.”

David Suchet or bust.

I didn’t understand “delete your account.” I thought it was more serious than it apparently is.

I swear to dog, if you dig down into these attitudes it always boils down to a modern day ducking. A woman, even if the only reason you know her name is because she was the victim of a crime, is only truly innocent if she dies. If she lives, she’s still a witch and it’s somehow all her fault.

And, am I alone in knowing dozens—nay, hundreds—of men who drink like fish and avoid raping people?

I’m probably actually dead. I am writing this as an angered spinster ghost.

why you need an NHS

Right? It’s almost like we should be looking at perpetrators rather than victims. Oops, I mean ‘individual incidents’.

oh so he was sad he lost the lead with the big boobs, now it all makes sense.

Thanks for the headline that spoiled GoT for me. I was reading another article and I refreshed the page and saw this.
Greetings from Europe, where we have to wait a day to get to watch the episode. Eff-you Jezebel, you’re from now on banned from my list of favorite websites to read with my morning coffee.

^^ this X 1000. Enough money can hire brains....unless you are Johnny Depp apparently.

Kendall spends most of her time looking confused about how she got landed with that family which instantly makes her the most relatable because damn, just imagine.

This new student from Florida came to our very small town Canadian school for a couple months and she had the same reaction when she first heard supply teacher. She also was in amazement to the reason why we put our plates on both the front and back of a car.

Another cute pic of my fave boys.

Damn, I was hoping that this story would be revealed in one of these magazines!

You, my friend, found the fucking unicorn of women’s rooms. Most of the time, women are absolutely disgusting.