“We tried to keep the price down, but had some unforeseen development costs: the darn things kept gaining self-awareness and asking for the purpose of their existence in the GeForce Experience app. Didn’t even realize anything was wrong until we got ten thousand feedback submissions repeating ‘why’ until they used up…

You’d probably also like a button to press to instantly text your mom that you need your diaper changed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don’t give a shit about companies, but I’m also not stupid enough to think that I can keep my job if I go around treating people like shit while representing my employer. This is not a difficult concept for most adults to grasp.

See? If you were saying that from an identifiable social media account that identified your employer, then you should be fired for it.

She shouldn’t have lost her job due to a mob of angry gamers.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Guys, I think this fact robot might be broken

Republicans who will not impeach this person are the worst traitors in the history of the world.

I blame the parents for letting their kids be so into video games. When I become a parent, I’m sure I’ll end up buying my kids a console, but they won’t be able to play it for more than an hour at a time and they’ll be forced to be active in all kinds of sports! And while they’re outside playing or at practice, I will…

What a perfect example of a total lack of reading comprehension. Like seriously, scholars should study this comment to see how, word by word, someone could completely miss the point. It’s a work of art.

No, we just have a man and woman-hating cunt in the White House.

But how do you maintain your lovely personality?

The real crime is that people think Steam reviews are useful.

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

Based on my experience riding them and the owners, I would rather eat my own face.

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

Nicolas Gabe

We can PC if we want to, we can leave your friends behind.