Because in order to make lies go down easier, you just sprinkle in some truths? It’s the oldest trick in the book, and people who want to gobble it up will. Those who don’t like Trump will of course welcome things that make him look bad, whether they’re true or red herrings.

This is why you’ve never won a Super Bowl.

“I mean, seriously, look, I can see Russia from my backyard. This is the perfect spot to stay.”

Memba that time that Hitler accidentally sent his army into Poland. Boy did he have egg on his face that day.  

You know what sucks? Besides the obvious. That even if trump gets kicked out of office and publicly ruined, all this shit has been put out there and exposed for the world to see. If the world was a neighborhood, we’re the family whose dad went outside jerked himself off and then took a huge dump on his next door…

*whispering* it’s not actually even a funny dick joke

What a dummy. That keeper should have been willing to close on the three pointer and not worry about the single in net.

It helped that the backboard was actually a portrait of George W. Bush.

honorable mention to Joe Flacco for being true to himself and checking down on 4th and 14 with the season on the line

Yeah, nothing says inept like going 12-1 then coming one double overtime score away from the national championship game.

“We”? You’re a fan. Win or lose, your fat ass always belongs on the couch

They were pretty stoked on 11/8/2016.

This particular hot take is more insightful than 99% of the Trump County profiles I’ve read.

Samantha’s invite will be in the same mailbag as Melania and DJT’s.

Every time I hear Meghan Markle’s name, all I can think is this:

Sounds like this guy is rotten to his core.

Spoiler Alert: Israel Announces It’s Changing the Name of Donald J. Trump Train Station After Donald Trump Caught on Tape Enjoying Water Sports

The Alt-Right Nazi’s who support Trump also liked Jews on trains.