To all my normal, rational American friends, I am so sorry you are being held hostage by a bunch of gun nuts who are opposing every simple solution to a malignant problem.

My dad just made a Nero comparison.

Pretty sure they allow people from outside the city limits into the stadium as well.

Sorry, the Qatar FIFA patches won’t be ready until early next year.

Perfect for the ongoing escalation between North Korea and USA. Maybe they could add The Interview patches, too.

SLAVERY, FUCK YEAH!

It was a better idea than the “World Police Lives Matter” patches though

Yet, we will never see a Kaepernick jersey on MNF

Why is that a tinfoil hat conspiracy theory? The government is currently prosecuting a woman for laughing at Sessions during his Senate confirmation hearing.

2 years ago, the suggestion that the Justice Department would try to collect data on who “liked” a Facebook page would be considered a tinfoil hat conspiracy.

Oh please. Everyone knows data like that is totally secure and could never leak to the public. That’s not how the world works.

Contact with the head. I’m simply asking what rule was violated.

This is really interesting. What else is happening in your absurd alternate reality? Is JFK still alive? Do cars fly?

Trevathan is gonna need a doctor to look at his shoulder and see if they can relocate it from the top of his head back to where it’s supposed to be.

Easy. They agree with the President that this is what the NFL should be, and anything else is pansy-ball.

I guess I’m EXTREMELY not sure how you see that as leading with the shoulder. His shoulders are squared behind his head, and the crown of his helmet impacts Adams’s face mask. That’s about as head-hunting as head-hunting gets.

in what world did he lead with his shoulder?

Honest question - what the fuck is wrong with you? I hope that’s just the drunkenness talking. That was one of the most vicious, and easily avoidable, hits I’ve ever seen.

Well I know that we Canadians do, as one of our ships is on its way now!

I didn’t think humanitarian aid after a massive disaster was “political bullshit”, but apparently even helping other human beings is now partisan.