Yet, we will never see a Kaepernick jersey on MNF

Contact with the head. I’m simply asking what rule was violated.

This is really interesting. What else is happening in your absurd alternate reality? Is JFK still alive? Do cars fly?

Trevathan is gonna need a doctor to look at his shoulder and see if they can relocate it from the top of his head back to where it’s supposed to be.

Easy. They agree with the President that this is what the NFL should be, and anything else is pansy-ball.

I guess I’m EXTREMELY not sure how you see that as leading with the shoulder. His shoulders are squared behind his head, and the crown of his helmet impacts Adams’s face mask. That’s about as head-hunting as head-hunting gets.

in what world did he lead with his shoulder?

Honest question - what the fuck is wrong with you? I hope that’s just the drunkenness talking. That was one of the most vicious, and easily avoidable, hits I’ve ever seen.

Well I know that we Canadians do, as one of our ships is on its way now!

Both candidates were bad, so I went with my conscience, voted third party and wrote in Sea Biscuit.

I didn’t think humanitarian aid after a massive disaster was “political bullshit”, but apparently even helping other human beings is now partisan.

who among us hasn’t engaged in some light-to-heavy racism on a public scale?

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.

They don’t mind them protesting, they just don’t like the way they are protesting. Wait a minute...

Sometimes the message does appear to be “NO MATTER WHAT, FIND A WAY TO BE MAD AT THE NFL. THIS IS PARAMOUNT.”

But I like to give folks an opportunity to tell me what I am missing, so my questions are genuine.

OK, so time for my new favorite thing: ask Deadspin.

I served in the military during the Vietnam war, and my foot hurt too, but I served anyway.

I doubt you’ve ever seen one without paying for it.

That might be the weakest attempt at trolling I’ve ever seen.