Mission accomplished!

Here we go. Somebody’s pissed because Rogue One had non-whites and non-males in it.

Man, you can’t just lay that turd on the table and not explain how it got there. How is Disney particularly liberal?

Your reply, like the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash of 2012, is a terrible tragedy that will be remembered with shock and sadness for years to come.

You should find out how groups are designated terrorist organizations.

How often do you bust out that event reference in conversation? “This sales pitch reminds me of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash of 2012, in that it is full of hot air and will almost certainly lead to six deaths.”

NOBODY CAN DENY that Ruth Bader Ginsberg has the best plank form of any octogenarian Supreme Court Justice, Max! And while I WOULD NEVER IMPLY that she is using “performance enhancing substances” or “cheating”, LEGITIMATE QUESTIONS REGARDING HER PERFORMANCE HAVE BEEN RAISED. AND WHILE I AM NOT ENDORSING THOSE…

The resemblance is uncanny.

Don’t really see effort like this anymore in the comments section.

I think we’re shifting the blame a little bit here. This all could have been avoided if the announcer in question had changed his name to something less offensive, like “Robert Hitler”.

So when you said it was the right decision, did you mean it was the wrong decision?

Enjoy your star for making me look that up and confirming that yes, that is a real thing and a hell of a deep cut.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

I’ll believe ESPN has an institutional liberal bias when they start showing Ruth Bader Ginsburg working out on ESPN2.

Donald Trump only likes Antifa that weren’t captured.

And his fellow Antifa members:

American antifa.

monumentally dumb

Can you picture yourself under any circumstances putting Trump’s head in your mouth?