I can see the following candidates actually running and having a legitimate shot of winning the nomination. Not all of them are that good:

That’s a stupid comment; thanks for contributing.

This fucking guy looks like Paul McCartney circa 1970 crossed with Geralt the Witcher.

Yes, particularly because he needs to shave that ugly-ass beard.

Who are the people who even watch this guy’s show?

So he was only referring to some Muslims when he said “kill them all”?

Ah yes, remember when Trump started attacking the Gold Star family that spoke at the Democratic Convention? Good times!

There will come a day — and I have a feeling it will be sooner than later — where the leader of a country that has suffered a terrorist attack has to publicly ask Donald Trump to stop commenting on it.

I would cut off my left hand to have a President Michael Bloomberg right now. And he’s not even a Democrat.

After Trump was elected, people were thrown into two camps: one group said that we should surround Trump with as many respected, sensible, smart people so that he doesn’t fuck up the country horribly, and the other group said that respected, sensible, smart people should stay the fuck away from him to avoid…

Wasn’t Peter Sutcliffe the “Fifth Beatle”?

Throw Daredevil onto that mix and it’s now a list of the worst superhero movies ever made. Funny how that works!

As an American, I finally understand what it’s like to live in a country with a royal family.

There actually was a brief period during Watergate after Spiro Agnew stepped down but before Gerald Ford was selected to fill the vacancy where Nixon would have been replaced by the Democratic Speaker of the House.

Karen Pence would have to be present in any potential one-on-one coversations between the President and Vice President. Just to put that in context, Obama and Biden would have a private one-on-one lunch at the White House every Monday for the past eight years, not even counting all the times we can assume they talked…

It turns out we misheard Hillary this whole time. She said half of Trump’s supporters were a basket of deplaneables

What’s all this nonsense about leaks now? The FBI concluded pretty concisely that sensitive DNC information became public because of Russian-orchestrated hacks, not leaks.

It’s funny that you’re so concerned about this guy’s life being destroyed for making light of a situation where children’s lives were actually destroyed.

Couldn’t you just as easily say that it’s really hard to hold New England to just 3 points? In fact, isn’t is HARDER? The Patriots are known for their offense, not their defense.

Are we going to talk about the bloodcurdling psychosis induced by listening to lost MP3 audio?