“Little Joanna” of failing Jezebel tells DISHONEST story about great coffee table — SAD

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Can we take a moment to revel in how bad a lot of these Talonflame memes are?

Isn’t this a bad idea? If Romo has a bad game or is injured it would lower his trade value.

He’s not doing nothing, though. He’s doing exactly what we’ve accused him of doing and he’s pretending to act like the adult because in less than a month he will have the upper hand in our relationship.

This is what amazes me about the Bills’ stupidity. What’s their record? 7-8? 8-7? I forget which. They have the number one rushing offense in the league. They have one of the best point differentials in the league. They have a more than competent quarterback. They are not terribly far from being playoff contenders.…

I would play the shit out of that.

You know what’s hilarious? For the past eight years these types of people having being saying that Obama doesn’t represent them because he’s “foreign.” They have pushed factually incorrect accusations that Obama was born in Kenya or is secretly Muslim to justify their “patriotism.”

And Fidel Castro. As a Cuban-American, that one meant a lot.

I hate to be contrarian here, but we should absolutely return to the Moon. We should have already built colonies there years ago. Who would have thought in the year 2016 we wouldn’t land people on celestial bodies anymore? We have already waltzed past the timeline of 2001: A Space Odyssey and we are a couple of years…

That’s what gets me about all of the deaths this year. These weren’t just famous people. These were deeply beloved individuals that we admire even more now that we know how much we miss them. There have been way too many. You forgot Alan Rickman and Gene Wilder, for example.

Getting ready for Blade Runner 2, I can see

The thing is that Rex seems like an okay guy. He’s one of the only coaches I’ve ever seen who seems more like a regular football fan, like he’d be fun to have at your house on Sunday drinking beer watching the game. I still legitimately feel sorry for Ryan and his wife over the whole foot fetish thing. I mean, it’s…

This confuses me as well. I hate late-season firings in the NFL. This isn’t college football where you need the coach out of the way because he can negatively impact recruiting. It’s not like they fired him after a 0-4 start in an effort to salvage the season. I’ve always felt like firing a coach with a game or two…

Um, what? She didn’t even support gay marriage until like three years ago. Every political opinion she shares is carefully crafted so as to be worded to appeal to everyone. Look at her nothing stances on the death penalty or raising the minimum wage. Look at her “Annie Oakley” persona on guns when she ran in 2008…

Political parties are not about policy. They’re about posturing. Democrats are obsessed with holding the moral high ground rather than actually doing whatever it takes to fight for their beliefs. It’s fucking stupid. Republicans never make that sacrifice and that’s why they keep winning.

I’ll step in to counter this: Sanders is irrelevant. The entire field was cleared for Clinton. There were at least half a dozen well qualified candidates who considered running who didn’t want to because donors and the party apparatus had already made their choice (Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren, John Kerry, Al Gore,…

The Germans fucking owe us.

What’s amazing to me about the photo is that depending on how you look at it the girl without legs can be Girl #2, Girl #3 or Girl #4.

Uh, you have it completely backwards. The employer is the one voicing his political opinions and forcing his employees to go along with it. The employer does not have the right to represent the political views of his employees, nor does he have the right to put young women into a situation with an admitted sexual…