Fuck Monaco. Not the city itself, just its values. I visited Monaco with some friends after we graduated high school. It’s gorgeous! But seriously, fuck everything that Monaco stands for.

Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.

I thought it was common knowledge that a college football style overtime is the best overtime. You know it’s going to end on an exciting play. It is literally impossible not to end on a meaningful play. The NFL vastly improved their overtime, but whenever a tie game occurs I always have to ponder what the fuck I just…

I’ve watched the video a few times now and I’m not even sure how the events that occur are possible. How does not a single player on either team seem at all confused until Cousins gets signaled by the sideline to hurry back to the line? Unless all 22 players on the field were simultaneously unaware of the time, the…

You missed the part where you actually hear Manning disgustingly intake the HGH

I can’t tell if this is serious or a joke and I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing.

I remember listening to that story. And you know what? She was motivated enough to vote. The people in Kentucky who were motivated enough to go out and vote were people like her. This is why Bevin is governor.

That’s actually a lot of really good movies right there. I can’t complain with that.

Slightly off topic, but is there a sport that looks better in slow motion than American football?

#RamsFansMatter?

The “who talks first” line in particular told me this was going to be the movie I’ve been waiting for. The movie was trying to be funny and it actually worked! But “that’s not how the Force works!” probably brought the biggest laugh.

Phock that.

I don’t like reporters. They’re mean and rough and irritating and their stories get published everywhere.

To everyone out there denouncing this as clickbait or irrelevant: Yes, this is important. It is valuable to know if the heroes that we revere in our culture are closeted white supremacists or crypto-fascists. It’s why we no longer fawn over Charles Lindbergh or John Wayne — it turns out they represented the worst of…

How... have you not heard of this before? Do you not read io9, your sister blog? Even if you didn’t read io9 I cannot even fathom how an individual that regularly uses the internet is not aware of this. In fact I could have sworn I originally read about Lupita Nyong’o signing on to Star Wars from right here on Jezebel.…

Clearly Coach Ash did not come to Ohio State to play TWITTER

I long for the days when Trump was merely calling for a national registry of Muslims rather than a wholesale exodus. He was so much more moderate back then.

Trump’s taking a lot of flak now for not knowing about Kareem Abul-Jabbar, but let’s cut him some slack. The only name in basketball that he knows is Donald Sterling — probably because his name is Donald as well. They’re twins like that!

Came here to post this

Just please don’t sexually assault someone, unlike that other FSU quarterback