Boy, these guys really know how to be complete dickwads about the way they place their rapist, felon, scum of the earth Heisman trophy-winning quarterback on a pedestal.

Man, that's just rawng.

Kill these people.

If they can redact literally everything from something that's on public record, then what's stopping them from just outright refusing to release the incident report at all? That's essentially what they did. If they really wanted to, every incident report on public record could just be completely censored, which would…

I found this reply really funny because I read it in Roger Goodell's voice.

What's the purpose of even releasing this? This is the exact same thing as not releasing a report at all. It's the exact same outcome, and you gain just as much information. Maybe they have obligations to release something, but this can't possibly count, could it? It would defeat the whole purpose of having…

Perhaps you don't understand this, which is odd since apparently you're a lawyer (and frankly the article could have gone into this more), but Franklin may very well be lying under oath and may have obstructed a criminal investigation — two very serious offenses. The best case scenario is that he's telling the truth…

So this gentleman walks around in public space with an entourage of body guards that tell bystanders that they can't take videos (not familiar with French law, but I'm pretty sure they have no authority on that) and then gets upset when the guy asks who he is?

You know how sometimes a coach will just embody the team he works for? How he'll just seem like the perfect guy for that team? Bum Phillips was the Houston Oilers. Chuck Noll was the Pittsburgh Steelers. Well, James Franklin is Penn State.

I'm about ready for a compilation of sports videos to restore my faith in humanity, all of which involve Alabama losing and fans storming the field.

Ska is a subgenre of reggae (or a precursor, I guess, but it's more or less incorporated into what we now call reggae, much like doo-wop is with R&B). And even then, it's not particularly popular outside of Jamaica. I don't see people raging over the lack of calypso music on the list, but for some reason people are…

So you're saying that the genre that produced JOHNNY FUCKING CASH is the worst musical genre out there? Worse than techno?

"Alabama has not lost! The dynasty is not over!"

Okay, it was bleeped so people listening couldn't hear it. That doesn't change the fact that he said it. Many people would still consider what he said to be profane, and I'm assuming that most people could still glean what he said just through context even if it was bleeped.

It's been nine days since ESPN suspended Bill Simmons for going on a mildly profane and not-at-all edgy rant about NFL commissioner Roger Goodell.

Thank goodness that was a penalty. We can't have players running around out there enjoying themselves. THIS ISN'T A GAME. Whenever I see players bow to the crowd off-camera, it makes me no longer want to watch football. How can I raise my children in a world like this where players celebrate after making a…

So we're having the NFL bring in a new generation of players under the watchful eye of a LIBERAL COMMUNIST ATHEIST DICTATOR president?

[H]as any QB at his level ever had more of his career wasted by a front office/coach that has basically refused to give him any real help?

How well does the pink merchandise sell? I always see it for sale, but I really don't think I've ever actually seen a woman wearing a pink jersey. From what I've seen, women wear the regular jerseys, probably because the pink jerseys are fucking hideous and also aren't the actual jerseys worn by players on the field.

All of this stupidity could be easily avoided if the NFL didn't flag players for going to the ground. Why exactly is that a penalty anyway? Does that give an advantage to one side over the other? Is it dangerous? Do people think it's offensive? Who watches a football game and says, "Did that player just GO TO THE…