Against Notre Dame? Lol no.

How exactly is that binary thinking? He has a history of sexually assaulting women, and then he stands up on a table and says that and you think punishing him is ridiculous?

I've always felt this as well, but I also feel that SEC teams don't need to build really strong out-of-conference schedules because their in-conference schedules are typically top-notch. I think Kansas State is Auburn's only ranked OOC opponent this year, but they also have to face Alabama, Georgia, LSU and Texas A&M.…

Every conference sucks except the Pac-12 and the SEC.

I was absolutely amazed by that statistic.

Considering that he most likely raped a girl and got away with it last season and still had the testicular fortitude to stand on a table and yell "fuck her right in the pussy" in a crowded area... no.

It's interesting that FSU's new logo looks like a frat boy screaming "fuck her right in the pussy"

The biggest game on FSU's schedule is against the #22 team. Let's all take a minute and laugh at just how pathetic the ACC is outside of Florida State.

Okay, why does any of that matter? Because domestic abusers have been given light punishments in the past means it's okay to keep on doing it? I have no clue why the Ray Rice scandal blew up in ways that other NFL domestic violence incidents didn't. That doesn't matter. The point is that giving lenient punishments in…

That shouldn't even matter. We all knew it was a ridiculous suspension back before we actually saw the video with the punch. Even if Goodell never saw the video, that still means that he enforced a punishment without looking at crucial evidence, which is grossly incompetent and is grounds for removal from office. So…

Fact: Ray Rice walked into an elevator with his wife.

Oh my god he does look like fat Christoph Waltz.

Yes, he was chosen by the owners to represent them and to execute their desires. That being said, he actually does have power prescribed to him (due to his position) through which he is meant to execute those desires. If Goodell were a better man, he would have used his power to suspend players pretty much as will to…

Why does Bob Ley suddenly look like a 19th century snake oil salesman in a modern business suit?

While Goodell works for the owners, he is also the executive of the NFL, and the punishment of Ray Rice was directly under his jurisdiction. He doesn't deserve 100% of the blame (frankly I find the fact that the Ravens did nothing absolutely appalling) but he nevertheless deserves a good heaping of it. The NFL…

Judging from Goodell's track record, I'm going to guess that he goes with option A and go down in flames. He will do anything to protect himself.

You know what? I read the OTL piece and I'm starting to believe that Goodell actually never saw the tape. I'm thinking Bisciotti influenced Goodell to not watch it and that he actually followed that order. Not that seeing the tape even fucking maters, because they were already told exactly what happened. Shit, even if…

I remember he was originally supposed to play Abe Lincoln in Spielberg's film before he dropped out for some reason. Luckily, he was replaced by Daniel Day-Lewis and the film ended up with an arguably superior actor, but at that point I remember thinking that I'd never see Liam Neeson really act ever again, and…

Uh... what... the FUCK... just happened? Someone started screaming about getting off an elevator? The fuck?

Remember when Washington drafted Cousins and people criticized them for drafting a second quarterback in the same draft as Griffin? Remember when people noted that this would obviously create a quarterback controversy down the line if Griffin ever struggled or got injured, since many people believed Cousins was good…