The animated title at the top just killed me. I am dead.

Not just that, but how about those of us in the real world? I have bills, two kids, medical issues and a job I need to keep. Can’t exactly fit all THAT in a hipster backpack, can I.

GOD SPENCER STOP SAYING THINGS I AGREE WITH I HATE YOU UGH.

I’d pay good money to watch a film of this cast reading the script and rolling their eyes.

I am still like “WHERE ARE HIS TAX RECORDS?

Those people aren’t even making a reality-based argument. I don’t believe there’s anyone who’s capable of doing anything for years on end - no matter if it’s one of the most joyful experiences out there - without having times when it’s lousy or frustrating or just mediocre. Especially if those people are parents…

BRAG THREAD COMMENCING:

Hello all,

Kudos to Hayden for sharing her story about post-partum depression - that can’t be an easy thing to do. I’m glad more women are coming forward about their experiences, and normalizing it. Hopefully it will lead to more compassion and assistance for them.

Seventh graders get curves and start to get uncomfortable about them (or their lack of) so an article on dressing for your figure that has one pieces and two pieces for every shape, that’s pretty good. Swimwear is traumatic for every middle school girl. From the one that has developed and is freaked out about it to…

Most animals belong wild. All but the domesticated ones.

I think we do a major disservice when we depict animals like chimpanzees as basically people and tigers as large house cats and so forth. Most people have no idea how dangerous chimpanzees are, that they wage wars against other groups and literally tear enemy chimpanzees apart. There are light years of distance…

I think anybody who has a primate for a pet is a jerk and an idiot to the highest order. Same for big cats and most other exotic animals, if not all, honestly.

They’re PUBLIC BATHROOMS FFS.

Has anyone else heard the Ben Folds a cappella album? I love it, but only listen to it when no one else can hear it. I don't want to explain it or feel shame.

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That’s insulting to cheetos.

I know I will get stomped on for this but:

Yeah, not surprised they let the guy who paid for the buildings name one of them.