As much fun as it will be to watch Davis play 27 more games this season, it sure would’ve been better to watch him play them for a team that deserves him.

What exactly have the Lakers done to “deserve” Anthony Davis, besides being mediocre before signing LeBron? The hard-on you hacks at Deadspin have to see Davis in LA is honestly disgusting.

TIL that Otto Porter and Bobby Portis are different people.

Nice synergy with his alter ego: portto potty

So the Pelicans should deal a guy under contract for less than the best possible return because some blogger is still butthurt about the Celtics putting the Wizards in the trash can where they belong two postseasons ago.  Okay.

“Damnit, I wish DC could win just one championship for a change!”

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

That link is to East frontcourt only.

Yeah, none of these are remakes. Revisiting the Raccoon City incident, which is a foundational event in the story of the series, is not equivalent to remaking RE2.

Meh.

Or if he would have been hit in the face at all

The flop probably would have been easier to sell if it wasn’t his own teammate that smacked him in the face.

Reminds me of a funny time when I tripped on my carpet and then a huge man fell down on top of me. I live alone.

I just want to say... that ball movement was on fucking point.

Man flops and then lays in the restricted area, gets hit. More at 11.

ETA - An ‘injured’ Kyle Lowry should have got his ass out of the way to allow play to continue.

BREAKING: Consumer goods decrease in value over time.

This is so, so dumb.

Peaks head out from behind wall...

Well, it sort of makes sense given that Simmons was not actually a rookie last season.