Problem is, there’s nothing you can say that will dissuade these people.

What? How about Gonner, Thumper, Snake Pass, Shovel Knight, Shantae, TumbleSeed, Binding of Isaac, Blaster Master Zero, Fast RMX, Mr. Shifty, Graceful Explosion Machine? And the many more games announced?

Yup. The announcers even note that there was no contact.

Yeah, but Burneko is a shameless DC homer still salty about the Wizards getting knocked off by the Celtics.

We get it: you don’t like the Celtics.

Apparently they also stripped out all post-2006 graphics technology.

Love you, Michel, but it’s hard from this vantage point to get worked up about a prerendered cutscene, NINE YEARS after the game was initially announced, that completely misses the tone of the first game and seems to share very little in common with it or the sequel you’ve been teasing for almost a decade. 

Looks...like the first game. Including the poor performance and janky animations.

Man, the PC Gaming Show was a lot bigger this year. A little light on games, though.

Looks...a lot like the same game we’ve been playing for 10 years.

Obviously pre-rendered cutscene is obviously pre-rendered.

Should probably mention that this is in the Total Mayhem arcade mode, and not normal play.

It’s a bit of a tradition in DC.

People seem to be sleeping on this game because of Bethesda’s dumb review code policies, and it’s a shame. This is a great game.

Gotta love Harden flailing like he just got hit by a mortar after Manu gently pokes the ball out on that last play.

Luckily for Washington, Oubre is a scrub.

It’s almost like the first quarter is only a fraction of the game.

And now for another entry in the Draymond Green book of natural acts,