37 year old woman here, hopelessly obsessed with Katya. I relate to her struggles with addiction, and I find her sexy as hell both in and out of drag. She’s truly one of a kind. 

A missed opportunity...

Back in my college days, I decided I wouldn’t eat any french fries for the entire year. That resolution lasted until I woke up hungover as hell on January 1st and needed my greasy food fix.

We’re currently on our sixth (seventh?) time through the three seasons of Masha & the Bear on Netflix. It was cute the first two or three times, but now...the songs haunt me.

My fave: It’s like using a croissant as a fucking dildo. Let me be more clear: it doesn’t do the job, and it makes a fucking mess.

How the fuck do we deal with our husbands?!! My answer? Alcohol.

A wise man once said,

Don’t worry, we’re drinking alone together, so it’s not problematic.

I occasionally look up this image when I need a good laugh. It’s just so good.

Yeeees to Longwood Gardens! I was just there yesterday. It was daytime, so I didn’t see the lights, but the conservatory is just amazing. The kids’ play area is legit, too. My toddler had a blast! 

According to him, his sexuality is “fluid,” which means we all feel like we have a chance. (We don’t.)

Lots of good responses here. For most of my adult life, I was sure that I didn’t want children. Then, I spent some time being ambivalent, and right around your age, I became baby crazy. It took some time and heartache, but I have a one year old son now. I am again ambivalent about parenthood. I love the shit out of my…

Clicked the link about Stamos. Post says he’s 40. I freaked out for a minute because there’s no way he’s 40 (wikipedia says he’s 54) but dammit if he couldn’t pass for 40. The man, like Paul Rudd, is ageless.

I know this is the wrong thing to take away from your comment, but three 97 year old grandparents?! Those are some good genes you’ve got!

Easy, delicious salmon recipe: