was it a joke or just their lyrics? i’m v confused and will probably never listen to or like either of them

My generation had New Kids On The Block. There were rumours that girls killed themselves when that band broke up. I’m pretty sure the rumours were fake, but kids were devastated for like days

I can go you one better. What song/s do this so-called Fifth Harmony sing? I have seriously no idea. Have I heard one? They are not the spice girls because my Mom could sing you a spice girls song and at least name Posh. I am not yet a Mom and I cannot even think of a Fifth Harmony song or even pick one of them out of…

I was bummed when David Cassidy left the Partridge Family.

I thought Fifth Harmony were the same girl band as the Pussycat Dolls for the longest time.

because i’m old and also because i don’t really give a shit.

Two things in this article reminded me that I have the heart of a middle-aged person, even though I’m just 27.

He picks things up and puts them down.

You’re ahead of a lot of people. I don’t even know who this Perrie Edwards person is.

It’s probably a generational thing. I’m sure you cared when Frank Sinatra left whatever boy band he was a member of back in the day.

It certainly broke me, Tupinquium. I still hate Geri a little bit for leaving before the North American tour.

...what

Seeing this Fifth Harmony thing blow up on Twitter at the speed it did is proof I’m officially An Old. I can’t believe people care so much about this shit. But then again if social media was around - with the power it has today - when the Spice Girls broke up, it would’ve broken the internet.

Ew. I hate Scientology.

Whenever I read the name Shelley Miscavige, I imagine her looking like Shelley Duvall.

I don’t know about “still”. Dude needs to back away from the Just For Men on that stache.

Maybe Anderson East is a self important blowhard too. It’d be an easy mistake to make if so.

“I think Miranda’s boyfriend overreacted. I mean, I like to call my own name in bed too.”