Ew. I hate Scientology.

Whenever I read the name Shelley Miscavige, I imagine her looking like Shelley Duvall.

I don’t know about “still”. Dude needs to back away from the Just For Men on that stache.

I never have, but I was called the wrong name once! I was the first person he’d been with since a divorce, so I figured fair enough. Ended marrying him a few years later - NOW I’d be pretty goddamn upset now though.

And that is a very old photo of him. Here it is a more recent one.

I calles some dude Tom Selleck the other night, he took is as a compliment. So don’t know.

Whatever it is, it’s not chicken.

I go the other way and just let everyone know in advance I’m going to call them Blake.

10/10 would watch

That cat has NO TIME for your shit, even if you are dead

Like Adam Levine needed another reason to be beaten.

Yeah, I’m trying to put this one together. Like, wouldn’t that be eggplant parm?

vegan chicken parmigiana

Thank you. This needs to be addressed immediately.

I call bullshit on Double Creature unless the cat sees dead people too.

Maybe Anderson East is a self important blowhard too. It’d be an easy mistake to make if so.

“I think Miranda’s boyfriend overreacted. I mean, I like to call my own name in bed too.”

That cat lookalike bullshit is why there is suffering in the world.